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The grime, dirt, dust, and stains don’t stand a chance against Mission Clean.

The Mission Clean… uh… Mission

From caked-on grease on baking pans to wine-stained carpets to mildew-covered grout, cleaning an entire house from top to bottom could take days.

But you don’t have days to spare.

Or you do, but you have no idea where to start because sh*t just hit the fan worse than the year 2020.

Your parents are in town for an unexpected weekend visit (no common courtesy). You’ve finally crawled out of the darkness and realized the producers from Hoarding: Buried Alive are moments away from offering you an hour-long special.

Fido and Fluffy wreaked havoc on the joint while you were gone — because why wouldn’t they tip the litter box and raid the garbage can for leftovers? You haven’t touched a mop or vacuum since the Reagan administration.

The boredom from working from home has finally caught up to you, there’s no more sourdough bread to bake, and you can only watch Parks & Rec so many times before “Bye Bye, Li’l Sebastian” loses its charm.

Hell, even your dust has dust bunnies.

No matter what your situation, Mission Clean is here to help you get your sh*t together.

Join us on our mission to help you clean up your life, starting with your home (or apartment … because who the hell can afford to buy anymore?).

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